Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
25 New Uses for Old Things
*A Twister game mat makes a spot-on tablecloth for a child’s birthday party: Sticky spills and icing wash right off.
*A toothbrush’s bristles lift away stray threads of silk from fresh ears of corn quickly and efficiently.
*At a party, stash ice in a colander set on top of a bucket or a bowl. Water will drain out, and guests will get only the solid stuff.
*Stop searching high and low for hair clips and elastics: Store them tidily on an empty TP tube.
*Chalk is a moisture absorber: Tie up a few pieces in cheesecloth and store them with your good silver to slow any tarnishing.
*Vegetable oil will put a shine on leather shoes. Use a damp cloth to remove any dirt, then run a soft cloth with a drop of oil over the surface to (literally) add polish.
*Transform a six-pack holder into a condiment tote that’s ideal for summer picnics.
*Have an old cassette case hanging around? (Oh, you know you do.) Coil iPod earphones and tuck them in to keep wires uncrossed.
*One of readers’ all-time-favorite ideas: the LifeSaver as birthday-candle holder. (Candies in the original rolls provide the best fit―LifeSavers sold in big bags are larger and don’t work as well.)
*A giveaway shower cap becomes the perfect wrapper for shoes when traveling, preventing them from dirtying clothes packed in your suitcase.
*A hard plastic soap case is the perfect size to protect a camera stashed in a carry-on bag.
*Put off-duty winter mittens to work as protection for summer shades.
*A supermarket bag, tightly secured with a rubber band, will keep a brush (or roller) moist for a day or two in between painting sessions: the end of dried-out bristles.
*No more worries of camisoles and sundresses slipping off hangers when you wrap the ends with rubber bands.
*A binder clip serves as a key chain/money holder you can clamp to your waistband for a purse-free morning walk.
*Save a countertop with an old mouse pad turned trivet. (Make sure it has a nonplastic coating.)
*No more oops! moments when painting, if you cover doorknobs and hardware with aluminum foil.
*That straightening iron works on more than rambunctious hair: Use it to press between buttons, where a regular iron won’t fit.
*When traveling, eliminate clunky bottles for nonprescription meds from your purse by popping the pills into a contact-lens case.
*Who says a towel rack has to be the dedicated realm of, well, towels? Mounted over the kitchen sink, it can also hold a collection of cleansers.
*Make no-mess pancakes with the help of a ketchup bottle: Pour in batter, then squeeze out precise portions.
*Why pack with Styrofoam peanuts when you can pack with popcorn (plain and air-popped). No air popper? Be sure to cover the item with a plastic bag.
*The cardboard tube from a spent roll of toilet tissue is a wonderfully simple tool for keeping extension cords tangle-free.
*Warehouse your shoes in an empty wine-bottle carton wrapped in pretty paper.
*A lemon works to remove tough food stains from a plastic or light-colored wood cutting board. Squeeze on the juice of one half, rub it in, and let sit for 20 minutes before rinsing.
*Liberally apply cooking spray to both sides of a plastic or metal shovel before clearing away snow, and ice will slide right off instead of building up.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Dumbass Of The Week: Fool Tries To Steal A Big Plasma TV In An Electronic Store With Workers Standing By!
*Times are hard but please be smart about Stealing...
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Too Funny: HP Face Tracking Camera Doesnt Recognize Black People Only Follows White Ppl! (His White Female Friend Named Wonda & Him Proves It)
*We still don't count... When will be the day...?
Sad Day: Boy Expelled From School For Drawing Jesus On A Cross!
*Kids can't even draw Jesus... What's the word coming to...?
No Words: Guy Releases Anthem Song For Skinny Jeans! "My Jeans Are Tighter Than Yall's" [Audio]
Those aren't grape nigga those my balls...
What the HELL?!?!?!
What the HELL?!?!?!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
Where they DO that AT...?
No man should CUT OFF his own Personal...
No man should CUT OFF his own Personal...
Horrible: Man Chokes to Death On A Bag of Weed...
Horrible: Man Chokes to Death On A Bag of Weed After Being Tasered By Police!
*Eat the Weed Don't Eat the BAG!!!
*Eat the Weed Don't Eat the BAG!!!
"Gospel" Eletric Slide...
Is This The Business? Gospel Singer Releases Video For A Church Version To The "Electric Slide"! "Shake The Devil Off"
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Sarah Palin: An Idiot?
Sarah Palin "pardons" Thanksgiving Turkeys while more are slaughtered in the background of her interview... If she can't even save a turkey... What would she have done with America?
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The Snack Pack Recap of Nov. 20th 2009
Thanks to all who came out and supported our Nov. 20th Show @ Apache Cafe. To all who missed this one (I'm Sorry ) But you missed the BEST Show to Date!!!! We received our 1st Standing Ovation and shouts for More Comedy...
Because we want you to relive the funny here is a small break down of events...
9:15pm - We opened up with (( ALIen )) on Drums... If you never seen him before he's like the Black Travis Barker on a Red Bull high!!!
9:30pm - Clayton English hit the stage with some stand up... " African's with hyena shoes" Ooh I know you ain't got these!!! Hilarious
9:45pm - The Show opened up with Season 5 of The Cosby Show "Snack Pack" style & Stomp Intro to CAST!!! (( Tyler Dirton, Morgan, Big Que, Ameer "Southside Trill")) & Host "Reemo Rod"
9:55pm - More Coming... About to get ready and Eat Dinner!!!
Because we want you to relive the funny here is a small break down of events...
9:15pm - We opened up with (( ALIen )) on Drums... If you never seen him before he's like the Black Travis Barker on a Red Bull high!!!
9:30pm - Clayton English hit the stage with some stand up... " African's with hyena shoes" Ooh I know you ain't got these!!! Hilarious
9:45pm - The Show opened up with Season 5 of The Cosby Show "Snack Pack" style & Stomp Intro to CAST!!! (( Tyler Dirton, Morgan, Big Que, Ameer "Southside Trill")) & Host "Reemo Rod"
9:55pm - More Coming... About to get ready and Eat Dinner!!!
Monday, November 9, 2009
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